लड़कियों को पटाने के 101 तरीके

फ़ॉर्मूला 1.हमेशा लड़की के आँखों से आँखें मिलकर ही बात करे , इस से लड़कियां इम्प्रेस होती है ।

फ़ॉर्मूला 2 लड़कियों से जब भी मिले एक प्यारी सी मुस्कान ज़रूर करे ।
फ़ॉर्मूला 3 हमेशा उनकी हेल्प के लिए तैयार रहे।
फ़ॉर्मूला4उनका जन्मदिन कभी न भूले और उन्हें कोई खूबसूरत गिफ्ट ज़रूर दे या गुलाब दे ।

फ़ॉर्मूला 5 उसपर कभी भी गुस्सा न करे , हमेशा प्यार से ही पेश आय ।
फ़ॉर्मूला 6 लड़कियां शायरी पसंद करती है , इसलिए अक्सर उन्हें उनकी खूबसूरती पर कोई शायरी सुनाते रहे ऐसा करते रहने से वो आपके प्यार में पागल हो जाएगी ।
फ़ॉर्मूला 7 उनसे हमेशा अच्छे ड्रेस में ही मिले याद रखे आप को भी अच्छा दखना पड़ेगा ।
फ़ॉर्मूला 8 अगर आप एक ही क्लास में है तो उनको पढ़ाई में या नोट्स बानाने में मदद करते रहे , ऐसा करने से आप उनके और भी करीब आते जाएँगे।
फ़ॉर्मूला 9 आप जब भी उनसे मिले उन्हें हेल्लो या शेक हैण्ड करना न भूले इससे अपनापण बदता जाएगा ।
फ़ॉर्मूला 10 लड़कियों को अच्छी पेर्सोनालिटी वाले लड़के बहुत अच्छे लगते है इस्सलिये कोई अच्छी सी जिम में कसरत कर अपनी बॉडी को आकर्षक बनाये इससे लड़कियां आपको देखते ही इम्प्रेस हो jaenge .
फ़ॉर्मूला 11 अगर आपके पास फ़ोन हो है और उस लड़की के पास भी ( जिसे आप patana चाहते है ), तो अक्सर उसको Funny SMS या Love SMS या Friendship SMS bhejte रहे ऐसा करने से आप उनकी या दो में हमेशा रहेंगे ।
फ़ॉर्मूला 12 Friendship और Valentines day को उन्हें हमेशा wish करे और एक प्यारा sa Gift ज़रूर दे ऐसा करना nazdiki बढ़ाने के लिए बहुत ज़रूरी है ।
फ़ॉर्मूला 13 लड़कियों से हमेशा Romantic mood में ही बात करें ऐसे बात करे जिससे उन्हें lage की आप को उनसे बात करके बहुत ही maza आ रहा है ।
फ़ॉर्मूला 14 हमेशा उनको Respect दे इससे आप उनकी nazron में एक अच्छे लड़के sabit होंगे , जो लड़की patane के लिए बहुत ही zarorie है ।
Formula 15 Ladkiyon से कभी मत sharmaiye jadatar लड़कियां harmile Ladkon को पसंद नही करती है इस्सलिये हमेशा frankly उनसे मिले ।
फ़ॉर्मूला 16 Apni Personality perfect rakhne ke liye hamesha chust durust dikhe, na ki sust yaa kaamchor। Larkiyan Chust Ladko ko hi pasand karti hai.
फ़ॉर्मूला 17 अगर लड़की filmo की shookee hai to usse aksar Film ke hi bare me baate kare, isse wo aapse apni feeling bant-kar khush aur impress होंगी
फ़ॉर्मूला 18 aap apne din ki shuruwat unhain ek mast Good Morning SMS bhejkar karen।
फ़ॉर्मूला 19 Raat ko sone se pahle ek Pyara sa Good Night SMS bhejkar bhi aap unhe impress kar sakte hai।
फ़ॉर्मूला 20 Larkiyon se usi topic par baat-chit karo jis me use baat karne me maza aaye, isse wo aapse bahut sara time baat kar sakti hai। aur aapki Dosti Pyar me bhi badal sakti hai.
फ़ॉर्मूला 21 Larkiyon ke samne hamesha apna Seena taan kar chale, aisa karne se Mardangi jhalkti hai aur Larkiyan Mardon ko hi pasand karti hai।
फ़ॉर्मूला 22 Larkiyan darpok larko ko pasand nahi karti hai issliye aap darna chor de aar Larkiyon se ek nidar ki tarah react kare।
फ़ॉर्मूला 23 agar Larki aapse kuch mange to use Zarur pura karne ki koshish kare, is se Larkiyan aap se itni impress hongi jiska aap imagine bhi nahi kar sakte।
फ़ॉर्मूला 24 Unke Birth day par sabse pehle aap wish kare, isse wo aapko
कभी nahi bhul payengi।
फ़ॉर्मूला 25 Hamesha unse kisi na kisi bahane milte rahe, isse aap unki nazaron aur yaado me aksar rahenge।
फ़ॉर्मूला 26 unhe Dinner ya Lunch ke liye offer kare, ager wo agree ho jaye to unke pasand ke hotel me unke pasand ki dish order kare. wo fooran aap par fida ho jayegi. Formula 27 Larkiyon se pehle Dosti karo baad me unse apne Dil ki baat kahna, Pyar ke mamle me patience se kaam lein।
फ़ॉर्मूला 28 jab wo aap se baat kare to unki baato ko unki aankon me aankhen dalkar dehan se sune।
फ़ॉर्मूला 29 Agar Larki aapki neighbor ho to roz subah unko dekhte hi Good Morning zarur kahe।
फ़ॉर्मूला 30 Agar Larki aapki Class met ho to unse shake hand Zarur kare।
फ़ॉर्मूला 31 Agar aap unke sath antakhari khele to unko target karke Loveable song Zarur gaye।
फ़ॉर्मूला 32 Agar wo aapse raste par Lift mange to aap use Zarur de, aur aise react kare jaise aap bahut Zaruri kaam se ja rahe the Lekin unke liye aapne Zaruri kaam chor kar unhe Lift di, isse wo aap se Impress hue bina nahi rah sakegi aur aap use aasani se pata lenge।
फ़ॉर्मूला 33 agar wo koi problem me ho to sabse pehle unki help ke liye aap pahuche, ye Larki patane ke liye Zaruri sabak hai।
फ़ॉर्मूला 34 Larkiyan bahut emotional hoti hai isliye unki emotion ki hamesha Qadar kare।
फ़ॉर्मूला 35 agar Larki koi bhari kaam kar rahi hai to aap unki madad Zarur kare। kaam me hath batane se Pyar barhdta hai.
फ़ॉर्मूला 36 agar School/College me unki Gaari ka Petrol khatam ho gaya ho to aap apni Gaari ka Petrol nikalkar zarur de।
फ़ॉर्मूला 37 unse hamesha hansi mazak karte rahe, Lekin ek limit me hi।
फ़ॉर्मूला 38 agar Larki kahi paidal ja rahi ho to aap unhe apni Bike me Pahucha dene ka offer Zarur kare, aisa impression jamane ke liye zabardast moka hai।
फ़ॉर्मूला 39 aap kisi Larki ko bahut pyar karte hai to apni feeling ko Pink color ke paper par likhkar unhe Zarur de, yaani unhe Love Letter likhe।
फ़ॉर्मूला 40 Maximum Larkiyan Funny Larke pasand karti hai, isliye aapko bhi Funny banana padega।
फ़ॉर्मूला 41 Jab bhi aap Larkiyon se mile to unhe ek Mazedar Jokes zarur sunaye, yaa kuch Funny Shayari hi।
फ़ॉर्मूला 42 agar wo Morning walk karne jati hai to aap bhi uske sath sath walk karne jaye, subah ke mast mahaul me aap unse Mazedar baate kar k unhe impress kar sakte hai।
फ़ॉर्मूला 43 agar unke paas cell phone hai to kisi bhi bahane unse Contact karte rahiye, aur SMS bhi bhejte rahiye।
फ़ॉर्मूला 44 agar unki tabiyat thik naa ho to unse milne zarur jaye, aur unka haal chaal zarur pooche.
फ़ॉर्मूला 45 apne बिर्थ Day mai unhe invite karna na bhule, aur aaye to ye kahna "aap hi ka intzar kar raha tha, ab aap aa gai ho ab mai Cake katunga।
फ़ॉर्मूला 46 unke diye hue Gift ki tareef Zarur kare, tarif karna Chiraag main Ghee dalne ke barabar hai।
फ़ॉर्मूला 47 agar unka Mail ID aap jante ho to unko Mail karte rahe aur ye ehsas dilaye ki aap din bhar unki hi khayalo me khoye rahte hai।
फ़ॉर्मूला 48 agar aap ko apni Parosan ko patana ho to unke ghar aate jate rahe aur Zarurat parhne par unki madad karte rahe।
फ़ॉर्मूला 49 agar Parosan ka bhai bhi hai to, Pehle uske bhai se Dosti karo, uske bhai ki nazaro me aap ek samajhdar Larke ki tarah raho, isse aapka unke ghar aana jana laga rahega।
फ़ॉर्मूला 50 Har insan apni tarif sunana chahta hai, isliye aap Larki ki har tarah se tareef karte rahe।
फ़ॉर्मूला 51 Larkiyon se hamesha Confidence ke sath hi baat kare।
फ़ॉर्मूला 52 agar aap kisi Larki ko Patana chahte hai to usse baat karne ki koshish kare। aur apni feeling ko kisi din Letter me likhkar unhe de do. isse Larki aapke Himmat ki Kayal ho jayegi.
फ़ॉर्मूला 53 agar unka koi Nick name ho to aap unko Nick name se hi pukare। isse aap unko apne se lagenge।
फ़ॉर्मूला 54 Jab bhi aap unse mile to unko uske pasand ki Chocolate Zarur de. Larkiyon ke shauk pure karne se unko Patane me aasani hoti hai.
फ़ॉर्मूला 55 agar Larki ice-cream khane ki shaukin ho to unko Zarur ice cream k liye offer karte rahe॥
फ़ॉर्मूला 56 Larkiyan agar group me ho to aap unhe (Jinhe Patana hai) hi dekhte rahe, aisa karne se wo bhi aap ke taraf attract ho jaegi।
फ़ॉर्मूला 57 agar aap kisi Larki ko Propose karna chahte ho to, aap unka ek hath pakarkar unhe Red Rose dekar Propose kare। wo aap ka Proposal Zarur accept kar legi.
फ़ॉर्मूला 58 unki har ada ki tarif Zarur kare, wo Zarur khush hongi।
फ़ॉर्मूला 59 Propose karna Mard ka kaam hai iss liye aap ye mat soche ki Larki aakar aapko Propse karengi, Pahle aapko hi Propose karna hoga।
फ़ॉर्मूला 60 agar wo kabhi aapke ghar ke samne se guzre to use apne ghar Zarur bulayen, aur Chai ya Coffee Zarur pilaye। isse wo aap ki mehman navazi ki kayal ho jayegi.
फ़ॉर्मूला 61 agar aap unka ghar jante hai to Eid /Tahwaroon main uske ghar unke ghar jana na bhule aur unke sath khub hansi mazak kare।
फ़ॉर्मूला 62 agar aap Party me kisi Larki ko Patana chahte ho to, aap sabse pehle unse jaa kar mile aur apna Introduction de, isse dhire-dhire baat chit ka silsila shuru hoga aur aap use Pata lenge।
फ़ॉर्मूला 63 aap ki Parosan agar School/College jane ke liye nikal rahi ho to aap unke saath hole aur uss se baat karte hue aap bhi jaye। aisa Continue 3 Dino tak kare aur 4th Din mat jana, wo 5th Din aap se Zarur puchegi kal kyu nahi aaye. aur iss tarah mulakat se aap use Pata hi lenge.
फ़ॉर्मूला 64 Larki Patane ke liye Confidence bahut hi Zaruri hai isliye aap Pahle apne aap per bharosa rakhiye ki aap use Pata kar hi Dumm lenge, aur aap apne Confidence ke bal par hi use Pata लेंगे
फ़ॉर्मूला 65 Larkiyan Patane ke liye apne aap me kuch quality paida kare, jaise Singing, Dancing, Body Building, Acting। quality hone se Larki Patana bahut asan ho jata hai.
फ़ॉर्मूला 66 agar aap me koi buri aadat ho to use chor de, bure Larke pasand nahi kiye jate hai, isliye apni buri aadato ko chor दे
फ़ॉर्मूला 67 Larkiyon ke samne kabhi bhi Smoking na kare aur na hi Drinking। ye baat hamesha yaad rakhe Larkiyan Good Manners wale Ladko ko hi Pasand karti hai. फ़ॉर्मूला 68 Larkiyon ke samne kabhi bhi Galat/vulgur baate naa kare isse aapka unke samne ek bad boy ki image ban jaygi. aap unke samne Talented person ki tarah hi Behavior kare.
फ़ॉर्मूला 69 agar aap jante hai ki wo kis Film Hero ki Fan hai to aap usi Hero ke jaisi Hare Style rakhe aur usi ki tarah dikhne ki khoshish kare। Larki aapse impress hogi hi.
फ़ॉर्मूला 70 aap hamesha unse sach bolne ki koshish kare, isse aap unhe sachche Larke lagenge। jo ki impress karne ke liye zaruri hai.
फ़ॉर्मूला 71 aap unke lie hamesha Wafadar rahe, har Larkiyan ek Wafadar sathi ki talash me rehti hai।
फ़ॉर्मूला 72 agar aap ko makaan ke kiraye daar ko Patana ho to uske kuch mahine ka Kiraya maaf karde. isse aapki unse nazdikiyan barh jay gi. aur wo aap ka ehsan mand ho jaengi
फ़ॉर्मूला 73 Larkiyan hazir jawab Larkon ko Pasand karti hai issliye aap hazir jawab dene wale person baniye।
फ़ॉर्मूला 74 Kai Larkiyan filmo ki baate karna bahut pasand karti hai, aise Larkiyon se aap unke pasand ki filmo ke baare me baate karke unhe impress kar sakte hai। फ़ॉर्मूला 75 intelligent Larko se Larkiyan impress hoti hai issliye aap apni Study improve karke Larkiyon ko impress kar sakte hai.
फ़ॉर्मूला 76 Larkiyan Patane ke liye aapka General Knowledge Strong hona chahiye, GK Larkiyon ko Patane me bahut hi Helpful hota hai।
फ़ॉर्मूला 77 Larkiyan saaf suthri image wale Larko ko Like karti hai issliye aap jhagre-Larioon se dur hi rahe।
फ़ॉर्मूला 78 aap jis Larki ko Patana chahte hai use agar koi pareshaan kar raha ho to aap us Larki ki madad kare, isse wo Larki aap se fooran Pat jayegi।
फ़ॉर्मूला 79 agar wo koi khaas type ke Book read karne ki shaukin ho to aap use wo Book Gift kare (for exa। Comics, Film Magazines etc.). wo aapse Zarur impress hongi aur aap unhe easily Pata lenge.
फ़ॉर्मूला 80 hamesha koi Acha sa Body Spray (Perfume) lagaya kare. aapke Body ki khushbu Larkiyon ko aapki taraf attract karegi
फ़ॉर्मूला 81 agar wo aapki kuch help kare to usse thanks Zarur kahe। impression jamane ke liye ye chhoti-chhoti formalities bahut kaam aati hai.
फ़ॉर्मूला 82 agar aapke paas Bike ho to use hamesha saaf suthri rakhe, Larkiyan Saaf suthri Bike me hi ghumna Pasand karti hai। issliye apni Bike ko attractive banaaye। फ़ॉर्मूला 83 Aap Mobile set aisa rakhe jo aapki Personality ko suit kare. ache Mobile set rakh kar Larkiyon ko apni taraf attract kiya ja sakta hai.
फ़ॉर्मूला 84 apne cell phone ke wallpaper me unka Photo set kar ke rakhe, aur use dikhaye wo aapse Zarur impress hongi।
फ़ॉर्मूला 85 aap kisi din unse ye kah kar ki "aap mujhe aapna autograph denge to ye meri khushnasibi hogi". aap उनका autograph mangkar unko impress kar sakte hai. फ़ॉर्मूला 86 apne cell phone me koi Romantic Ring tone hi rakhe, Romantic Ring tone sउनका r Larkiyan Zarur impress hoti hai। Larkiyon ko Patane ke liye unhe impress karna bahut hi Zaruri hai.
फ़ॉर्मूला 87 unke ghar ke paas se jab bhi Guzre unhe dekhne ki koshish Zarur kare। unhe ye ehsas dilana Zaruri hai ki aap un main interest rakhte hai.
फ़ॉर्मूला 88 agar aap unse kahi mile aur unke sath me unke Parents ho to unhain salam kare । Larki fooran aapse impress hogi (agar Larki Jaan Pehchan wali ho ussi condition main hi).
फ़ॉर्मूला 89 agar wo age me aapse chhoti ho phir bhi aap unse "AAP" kahkar hi baat kare. unhe lagna chahiye ki aap उनका bahut respect karte hai।
फ़ॉर्मूला 90 unke sath kabhi bhi bahas nahi kare hamesha unki baat ka sath de। tabhi unko Pata sakte hai.
फ़ॉर्मूला 91 har Larki apni Khubsurti ki tarif sunana chahti hai issliye aap unki khubsurti ka hamesha tarif karte rahe. ye Larki Patane ka Super hit फ़ॉर्मूला hai. फ़ॉर्मूला 92 aap unhe hamesha ye kahe ki wo Duniya ki sabse Beautiful Larki hai. wo aap se hamesha khush rahegi aur easily set ho jayegi.
फ़ॉर्मूला 93 mere ek Dost ki 56 Girl Friend hai। usne un sabhi ko Patane ke liye jo फ़ॉर्मूला use kiya hai wo hai- "Larkiyon se hamesha unke baare me hi baate karo"। wo hamesha Larkiyon se unke hi baare me baate karta rahta tha aur Larkiyan Pat gai। फ़ॉर्मूला 94 unse kabhi bhi Valgur baate na kare unse achhi baate hi kare, tabhi kamyabi milegi।
फ़ॉर्मूला 95 aap unse ye kahe ki aap unke liye kuch bhi kar sakte hai, wo aap se impress hogi hi।
फ़ॉर्मूला 96 Maximum Larkiyan Clean shave kiye hue Larko ko Like karti hai issliye sexy dikhne ke liye shave karte rahe।
फ़ॉर्मूला 97 Larkiyon ko kabhi bhi ghoor kar naa dekhe, balkay unhe hamesha Pyaar bhari nazron se hi dekhe, Larki aap ki Diwani ho jayegi.
फ़ॉर्मूला 98 agar kabhi unke sath Film jane ka mauka mile to koi Romantic Film hi dekhne jaye, unke sath Romantic Film dekhi matlab Larki Patti.
फ़ॉर्मूला 99 Larkiyan apni Zulfon (hair) ki tarif sunana Pasand karti hai, issliye unhe Patane ke liye unke Zulfon par Shayari sunaye ya tareef kare.
फ़ॉर्मूला 100 aap unki sab hi baaton par agree kare un ki kisi bhi baaton ko naa kaate, aap dono ke Zehan milne ka ehsas dila kar bhi aap unhe aasani se Pata sakte hai. फ़ॉर्मूला 101 aap unke sath hamesha unke baare me hi baate kare, aur unko special hone ka ehsas Zarur dilaye, isse wo aapki Diwani ho जाएगी।


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An Important Issue! Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP)
Monthly Salary : Rs. 12,000/-
Expense for Constitution per month : Rs. 10,000/-
Office expenditure per month : Rs. 14,000/-
Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) : Rs.. 48,000/- (eg. For a visit from South India to Delhi & return : 6000 km)
Daily DA TA during parliament meets : Rs. 500/day
Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train : Free (For any number of times) (All over India )
Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips / year (With wife or P.A.)
Rent for MP hostel at Delhi : Free.
Electricity costs at home : Free up to 50,000 units.
Local phone call charge : Free up to 1, 70,000 calls..
TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification] per year : Rs.32, 00,000/- [i.e. 2.66 lakh/month] TOTAL expense for 5 years : Rs. 1, 60, 00,000/- For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years : Rs. 8,54,40,00,000/- (Nearly 855 crores) AND THE PRIME MINISTER IS ASKING THE HIGHLY QUALIFIED, OUT PERFORMING CEOs TO CUT DOWN THEIR SALARIES..... This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and price hike on our regular commodities......... And this is the present condition of our country :
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It’s another morning..….. Again I have to go to office.
Ohh, this is me… I shouted having a glance on my snap in today’s news paper.
But what the HELL it is doing in the death column??Strange…One sec... Let me think, last night when I was going to bed I had a severe pain in my chest, but I don’t remember anything after that, I think I had a sound sleep.Its morning now, ohh….. It’s already 10:00 AM, where is my coffee?
I will be late for office and my boss will get a chance to irritate me.Where is everyone…??? I screamed.“I think there is a crowed outside my room, let me check.” I said to myself.
So many people….. Not all of them crying…
But why some of them crying…WHAT IS THIS??? I m laying there on the floor…“I AM HERE” … I shouted!!! No one listen.
“LOOK I AM NOT DEAD” … I screamed once again!!! No one is interested in me.
They all were looking me on the bed.
I went back to my bed room.
“Am I dead??” I asked myself.
Where is my wife, my children, my mom-DAD, my friends? I found them in the next room, all ofthem were crying… still trying to console each other.
My wife was crying… she was really looking sad.My little kid was not sure what happened, but he was crying just coz his mom was sad.
How can I go without saying my kid that I really love him, I really do care of him. ??
How can I go without saying my wife that she is really most beautiful and most caring wife in this world..??
How can I go without saying my parents that I m … just because of u ??
How can I go without telling my friends that without them perhaps I have done most of the wrong things in my life… thanks for being there always when I need them… and sorry for not being there when they really need me..
I can see a person standing in the corner and trying to hide his tears…
Ohh… he was once my best friend, but a small misunderstanding made us part, and we both have strong enough ego to keep us disconnect.

I went there.. And offered him my hand, “Dear friend… I just want to say sorry for everything, we r still best friend, please forgive me.”

No response from other side, what the hell?? He is still preserving his ego, I am saying sorry… even then!!!
I really don’t care for such people.But one sec…. it seems he is not able to see me!!!! He did not see my extended hand.
My goodness… AM I REALLY DEAD???
I just sat down near ME; I was also feeling like crying…“OHH ALMIGHTY!!!! PLEASE JUST GIVE ME FEW MORE DAYS…”
I just wasn’t to make my wife, my parents; my friends realize that how much I love them.
My wife entered in the room, she looks beautiful.
“YOU R BEAUTIFUL” I shouted.
She didn’t hear my words, in fact she never heard these words coz I never said this to her.
“GOD!!!!” I screamed… a little more time plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. .I cried…
One more chance please… to hug my child, to make my mom smile just once, to feel my dad proud on me at least for a moment, to say sorry to my friends for everything I have not given to them, and thanks for still being in my life….Then I looked up and cried!!!!I shouted….“GOD!!!! ONE MORE CHANCE PLEASE!!!!”
"You shouted in your sleep," said my wife as she gently woke me up. "Did you have a nightmare?"
I was sleeping….Ohh that was just a dream…..My wife was there… she can hear me…
This is the happiest moment of my life…I hugged her and whispered…. “U R THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND CARING WIFE IN THIS UNIVERSE…. I REALLY LOVE U DEAR”
I can’t understand the reason of the smile on her face with some tears in her eyes, still I m happy…. :)“THANK YOU GOD FOR THIS SECOND? CHANCE.”
So, Now it’s not late.. Forget your egos, past……….., and express your love to others………. Be friendly…………… keep smiling and be happy for ever…